Reading: This Book will change your life
Well my first reaction before i part with any of my so called "junk" was to toss my bf into the nearest dumpster, but then, i thought, he would probably stink up the house....
So what does a girl throw away when all of her prized "junk" is at her mothers house, hidden away in her childhood closet...next to the bin of beanie babies. My boyfriend suggested my jewelry box, i agreed, i do have a lot of jewelry, that you will most likely never catch me wearing. I stick to my plain studded earrings, no bracelets or necklaces, and my ring from my significant other. But girls you know how this goes...you open your jewelry box, hoping to downsize, yet you pick up every piece of jewelry and hold onto it with a death grip, claiming that you really need this, or making some "family heirloom" excuse.
So as i dug through my mess of jewelry i came across a little gold bracelet with a heart dangling from it, and of course i said "i'm saving it for my little girl"(that i'm positive i will have some day). However as i thought about it, i decided that it wasn't worth holding onto, because as my cousin pointed out..by the time i want to have kids the male sperm population will be null in void. anyone want to freeze some of there boys for me call 1-888-got-sperm (J/K...i can't believe you fell for that)
So i tried to fit it on my wrist and to my surprise it fit...only by a little, so now it's going to be even harder to toss away...oh but i'll do it.
I swear.
Until tomorrow...the soon to be bag lady.
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